May 2013
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If you're blue and you don't know where to go why...
piinkuhimitsuu:
alexandraerin:
Lol’d
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isurvivedthekobayashimaru:
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him...
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richard-sp8-jr:
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
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zeldabuddy:
travelingmadness:
proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending
proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
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OhItsJustKim: Train Conversations →
ohitsjustkim:
On the train yesterday, two teenage/early twenties girls were having a passionate discussion about a idea one of them had
that if people want to have a baby, they should go through a screening process similar to when someone wants to adopt, because she believed some people are just unfit to be…
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nishlo:
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CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT
DETAILS ARE SKETCHY
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Nine: I think I was in love once.
Ten: Really? What was her name?
Nine: Her name was Rose.
Ten: Doctor, we all love Rose.
Nine: I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
Ten: Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
Eleven: I love River!
Nine: ...
Ten: ...
Eleven: I love Clara!
Ten: Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
Eleven: I love... fez.
Ten: Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
Eleven: I - I love fez! I love fez.
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Just been watching Spirited Away - I’d seen it before, but it’s been a while - and man, that’s a weird film. Like, she becomes an adult. She’s separated from her parents, takes responsibility over them, gets a job, works with adults, learns to care for people (person); and then swings back round to the beginning so she’s a kid going to school. It’s like the end...
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Watching the UK marriage equality debate and I’M IN A RAGE because this guy has been talking for fifteen minutes about how oh woe people are having to go to spend money on going to court because they’ve been accused of homophobia (how about you try NOT being bigoted, it’ll save you a lot of money) and it’s just UGH UGH he’s just saying the same thing over and over
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madturbating:
THE SUDDEN URGE TO PLAY POKEMON HITS YOU LIKE A BAG OF BRICKS WHEN YOURE LEAST EXPECTING IT
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capitalvice:
ruffaloon:
omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died
#more dramatic than romeo and juliet
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melodyquill:
the-strider-strudel:
dreamofserenity626:
nooby-banana:
you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y
YOU
CAN
WALK
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
DIAGONALLY
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alicepiezsecki:
“Come along, pond,” I say as I drag my plastic pool full of water across the yard.
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